The_Mole
Senior Don Juan
This place seems different...
hope u guys can stop being lonely and find girlfriends
good luck
hope u guys can stop being lonely and find girlfriends
good luck
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by The_Mole
This place seems different...
hope u guys can stop being lonely and find girlfriends
good luck
It's true!
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
This guy seems to be counting his years in twos...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Yeah his last post was in May of 04....i guess that's pretty close to 2 years...but not quite.Originally posted by MetalFortress
This guy seems to be counting his years in twos...
I doubt the air of community will ever exist again like it was once upon a time on this site...there are too many lurking trolls and posers here to form serious bonds anymore.
Yeah, seems to be very few now that you would even consider taking advice from!Originally posted by Wyldfire
The sense of community that used to exist is gone and between the thug wannabes and male victims now populating the place it has, shall we say, diminished in quality.
Hopefully it will improve soon...
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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Big communities tend to be filled more more trash.
Just like big cities have high crime and crap elements. Whereas small towns tend to be more community-focused.
Just like big cities have high crime and crap elements. Whereas small towns tend to be more community-focused.