Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
No, but i did wake up in the middle of the night with a one night stand and put her hand on my d!ck and she gave me an HJ. She didn't say anything or really move around.....honestly i think she was still asleep. weirdthatfeel said:By use I mean, she's half awake, you slip her shorts/sweat pants/underwear off and just do it from the side for a couple of minutes nut and that's it?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yes I can totally relate to this also, my gf likes the idea of being ****ed in her sleep or being like half asleep or something, but half the time she's awake anyway and just "faking sleep" and lies there like a starfish to be manipulated, and that's just lame and annoying and kills the mood, no matter how horny I am.CrimsonPanther said:i did that a couple of times with some girls. all of them did it, except one but she was weird anyway. they usually do it, even if they aren't in the mood. if they care for you, they do it. only thing for me, if i see they are not getting off off it too, i get bored and it destroys the mood.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
YeahPairsPlusRoyalFlush said:They use me for that