"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you ever known non-fat chicks that dance to heavy-metal songs?

MatureDJ

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I was watching some music videos with songs from this era, and it got me thinking.

This is a question to those who were of age during the glory days of heavy-metal glam-rock (roughly consistent with the disco era of the late '70s to early '80s, LOL). It seemed that whatever parties I had attended back then in which these metal songs were playing, there were never any slender chicks that were dancing to them, and they would always be on the side. Of course, it could have just been that the slender chicks were always with some guy, and they never felt the need to dance to attract attention - and that the slender chicks that did like to dance to heavy metal were busy stripping, LOL. Of course, now that I think about it, there weren't a whole lot of attractive chicks that would attend such parties. :mad:

Now when I say dance, I don't mean lazily pumping with the music, but actual dancing. :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hi MDJ,
Filipina Women will Dance to anything...I call them Tea Baggers,as they just jump up and down...But they are certainly happy.
 

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That is a song that one always hears at a strip joint.
Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" and Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" are hard rock songs that are frequently heard at strip clubs.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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