"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Have you ever known non-fat chicks that dance to heavy-metal songs?

MatureDJ

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I was watching some music videos with songs from this era, and it got me thinking.

This is a question to those who were of age during the glory days of heavy-metal glam-rock (roughly consistent with the disco era of the late '70s to early '80s, LOL). It seemed that whatever parties I had attended back then in which these metal songs were playing, there were never any slender chicks that were dancing to them, and they would always be on the side. Of course, it could have just been that the slender chicks were always with some guy, and they never felt the need to dance to attract attention - and that the slender chicks that did like to dance to heavy metal were busy stripping, LOL. Of course, now that I think about it, there weren't a whole lot of attractive chicks that would attend such parties. :mad:

Now when I say dance, I don't mean lazily pumping with the music, but actual dancing. :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hi MDJ,
Filipina Women will Dance to anything...I call them Tea Baggers,as they just jump up and down...But they are certainly happy.
 

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That is a song that one always hears at a strip joint.
Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" and Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" are hard rock songs that are frequently heard at strip clubs.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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