Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
60 bucks? you coulda gone to Tijuana and got a blow job from a hot ass girl at Adelitas bar
haha. Oh well.
haha. Oh well.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrelstaiyuu_otoko said:Once I was in a bar in Tijuana with a buddy. I had just ordered two beers, and handed a twenty to the waiter, turned back to continue talking to my friend, and when I looked back at the waiter he had quickly switched my 20 for a dollar bill, he had a totally innocent look on his face. gotta hand it to him for being ready to scam a dumb ass gringo...
another time I was in Hong Kong, and my watch happened to break. so i asked the hotel desk where a watch shop was. I was out wandering around lost and some guy popped out of an alley and said "hey, need a watch?" and I as like, "uh, yea, actually I do, whatcha got?"
I ended up buying a fake rolex for $50. Which served me well for about a year and a half.
funny part was the guys name was Carlos.
another time I had a teacher in Junior FVCKING high school that ran a scam on the whole class. he was an end of the year sub, and collected money to buy a gift for a student that was in the hospital (this part was true)
then he said he would take one of hte students to the hospital with him, but he would draw a name at random, and only the chosen student would be notified. I though this was kind of wierd until I thought about it a couple years later...
BUT, the best scam I ever heard of, (not this thread I know but still pretty funny) was an australian dude about 10 years ago. They put an ad in a magazine for a 6 hour porno tape for only ten bucks. You sent your money in, and then three or four weeks later, you'd get a letter saying "yea, we're sorry, but we can't sell porno over the mail, here's your ten bucks back" but it was on a company check that said something like "sheep A$$ fvckers and horse sperm swapping midget fecal freaks". And most guys would be like, "um, yea, tearing that check the fvck up...." and the scamming guy could keep the cash free and clear.
Taiyuu
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Um.... ban? Kill the racism and generalizationswayword said:Ken785 - You fvking chump - if you knew ANYTHING about Black culture - you would know that HUSTLING is a HUGE part of it that they actually take GREAT PRIDE in. Hustling chumps for money is just like hustling girls for tang to them. It's always GAME ON with no mercy.
But fool you once, shame on them. Fool you 4X, SHAME ON YOU!
I got hustled by A Black guy for $20 a few years ago. I was curious and sorta felt sorry for him - my own weakness. But, not after that! I learned my lesson well and that was the LAST time I ever got scammed by one. Even though I get approached by one in the streets about once every few months still. And sure enough, everytime it's, "Hey man, blah blah blah, you got any money???"
A fool and his money are SOON PARTED! So, don't be a fool!
Um, racial generalizations =/= racism. It only becomes racism when they are false, over-exaggerated or you take them as absolutes.Microphone Fiend said:Um.... ban? Kill the racism and generalizations
Also to the OP i love how you put all the ethnicities of the scammers like that makes a difference![]()