Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
60 bucks? you coulda gone to Tijuana and got a blow job from a hot ass girl at Adelitas bar
haha. Oh well.
haha. Oh well.
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrelstaiyuu_otoko said:Once I was in a bar in Tijuana with a buddy. I had just ordered two beers, and handed a twenty to the waiter, turned back to continue talking to my friend, and when I looked back at the waiter he had quickly switched my 20 for a dollar bill, he had a totally innocent look on his face. gotta hand it to him for being ready to scam a dumb ass gringo...
another time I was in Hong Kong, and my watch happened to break. so i asked the hotel desk where a watch shop was. I was out wandering around lost and some guy popped out of an alley and said "hey, need a watch?" and I as like, "uh, yea, actually I do, whatcha got?"
I ended up buying a fake rolex for $50. Which served me well for about a year and a half.
funny part was the guys name was Carlos.
another time I had a teacher in Junior FVCKING high school that ran a scam on the whole class. he was an end of the year sub, and collected money to buy a gift for a student that was in the hospital (this part was true)
then he said he would take one of hte students to the hospital with him, but he would draw a name at random, and only the chosen student would be notified. I though this was kind of wierd until I thought about it a couple years later...
BUT, the best scam I ever heard of, (not this thread I know but still pretty funny) was an australian dude about 10 years ago. They put an ad in a magazine for a 6 hour porno tape for only ten bucks. You sent your money in, and then three or four weeks later, you'd get a letter saying "yea, we're sorry, but we can't sell porno over the mail, here's your ten bucks back" but it was on a company check that said something like "sheep A$$ fvckers and horse sperm swapping midget fecal freaks". And most guys would be like, "um, yea, tearing that check the fvck up...." and the scamming guy could keep the cash free and clear.
Taiyuu
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Um.... ban? Kill the racism and generalizationswayword said:Ken785 - You fvking chump - if you knew ANYTHING about Black culture - you would know that HUSTLING is a HUGE part of it that they actually take GREAT PRIDE in. Hustling chumps for money is just like hustling girls for tang to them. It's always GAME ON with no mercy.
But fool you once, shame on them. Fool you 4X, SHAME ON YOU!
I got hustled by A Black guy for $20 a few years ago. I was curious and sorta felt sorry for him - my own weakness. But, not after that! I learned my lesson well and that was the LAST time I ever got scammed by one. Even though I get approached by one in the streets about once every few months still. And sure enough, everytime it's, "Hey man, blah blah blah, you got any money???"
A fool and his money are SOON PARTED! So, don't be a fool!
Um, racial generalizations =/= racism. It only becomes racism when they are false, over-exaggerated or you take them as absolutes.Microphone Fiend said:Um.... ban? Kill the racism and generalizations
Also to the OP i love how you put all the ethnicities of the scammers like that makes a difference![]()