Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
60 bucks? you coulda gone to Tijuana and got a blow job from a hot ass girl at Adelitas bar
haha. Oh well.
haha. Oh well.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Have Any Of You Guys Ever Been Scammed Or Ripped Off?? Tell Your Story Here!!
- Thread starter Ken785
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
mexican bartender
Once I was in a bar in Tijuana with a buddy. I had just ordered two beers, and handed a twenty to the waiter, turned back to continue talking to my friend, and when I looked back at the waiter he had quickly switched my 20 for a dollar bill, he had a totally innocent look on his face. gotta hand it to him for being ready to scam a dumb ass gringo...
another time I was in Hong Kong, and my watch happened to break. so i asked the hotel desk where a watch shop was. I was out wandering around lost and some guy popped out of an alley and said "hey, need a watch?" and I as like, "uh, yea, actually I do, whatcha got?"
I ended up buying a fake rolex for $50. Which served me well for about a year and a half.
funny part was the guys name was Carlos.
another time I had a teacher in Junior FVCKING high school that ran a scam on the whole class. he was an end of the year sub, and collected money to buy a gift for a student that was in the hospital (this part was true)
then he said he would take one of hte students to the hospital with him, but he would draw a name at random, and only the chosen student would be notified. I though this was kind of wierd until I thought about it a couple years later...
BUT, the best scam I ever heard of, (not this thread I know but still pretty funny) was an australian dude about 10 years ago. They put an ad in a magazine for a 6 hour porno tape for only ten bucks. You sent your money in, and then three or four weeks later, you'd get a letter saying "yea, we're sorry, but we can't sell porno over the mail, here's your ten bucks back" but it was on a company check that said something like "sheep A$$ fvckers and horse sperm swapping midget fecal freaks". And most guys would be like, "um, yea, tearing that check the fvck up...." and the scamming guy could keep the cash free and clear.
Taiyuu
Once I was in a bar in Tijuana with a buddy. I had just ordered two beers, and handed a twenty to the waiter, turned back to continue talking to my friend, and when I looked back at the waiter he had quickly switched my 20 for a dollar bill, he had a totally innocent look on his face. gotta hand it to him for being ready to scam a dumb ass gringo...
another time I was in Hong Kong, and my watch happened to break. so i asked the hotel desk where a watch shop was. I was out wandering around lost and some guy popped out of an alley and said "hey, need a watch?" and I as like, "uh, yea, actually I do, whatcha got?"
I ended up buying a fake rolex for $50. Which served me well for about a year and a half.
funny part was the guys name was Carlos.
another time I had a teacher in Junior FVCKING high school that ran a scam on the whole class. he was an end of the year sub, and collected money to buy a gift for a student that was in the hospital (this part was true)
then he said he would take one of hte students to the hospital with him, but he would draw a name at random, and only the chosen student would be notified. I though this was kind of wierd until I thought about it a couple years later...
BUT, the best scam I ever heard of, (not this thread I know but still pretty funny) was an australian dude about 10 years ago. They put an ad in a magazine for a 6 hour porno tape for only ten bucks. You sent your money in, and then three or four weeks later, you'd get a letter saying "yea, we're sorry, but we can't sell porno over the mail, here's your ten bucks back" but it was on a company check that said something like "sheep A$$ fvckers and horse sperm swapping midget fecal freaks". And most guys would be like, "um, yea, tearing that check the fvck up...." and the scamming guy could keep the cash free and clear.
Taiyuu
bigjohnson
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That is a beautiful bit of social engineering.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrelstaiyuu_otoko said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
MacAvoy
Banned
A friend of mine got into quixtar and tried to get me involved, but it was too much like a pyramid system so I didn't get involved. Not sure of how much time/money they invested though.
Ken785 - You fvking chump - if you knew ANYTHING about Black culture - you would know that HUSTLING is a HUGE part of it that they actually take GREAT PRIDE in. Hustling chumps for money is just like hustling girls for tang to them. It's always GAME ON with no mercy.
But fool you once, shame on them. Fool you 4X, SHAME ON YOU!
I got hustled by A Black guy for $20 a few years ago. I was curious and sorta felt sorry for him - my own weakness. But, not after that! I learned my lesson well and that was the LAST time I ever got scammed by one. Even though I get approached by one in the streets about once every few months still. And sure enough, everytime it's, "Hey man, blah blah blah, you got any money???"
A fool and his money are SOON PARTED! So, don't be a fool!
But fool you once, shame on them. Fool you 4X, SHAME ON YOU!
I got hustled by A Black guy for $20 a few years ago. I was curious and sorta felt sorry for him - my own weakness. But, not after that! I learned my lesson well and that was the LAST time I ever got scammed by one. Even though I get approached by one in the streets about once every few months still. And sure enough, everytime it's, "Hey man, blah blah blah, you got any money???"
A fool and his money are SOON PARTED! So, don't be a fool!
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Um.... ban? Kill the racism and generalizationswayword said:Ken785 - You fvking chump - if you knew ANYTHING about Black culture - you would know that HUSTLING is a HUGE part of it that they actually take GREAT PRIDE in. Hustling chumps for money is just like hustling girls for tang to them. It's always GAME ON with no mercy.
But fool you once, shame on them. Fool you 4X, SHAME ON YOU!
I got hustled by A Black guy for $20 a few years ago. I was curious and sorta felt sorry for him - my own weakness. But, not after that! I learned my lesson well and that was the LAST time I ever got scammed by one. Even though I get approached by one in the streets about once every few months still. And sure enough, everytime it's, "Hey man, blah blah blah, you got any money???"
A fool and his money are SOON PARTED! So, don't be a fool!
Also to the OP i love how you put all the ethnicities of the scammers like that makes a difference
Um, racial generalizations =/= racism. It only becomes racism when they are false, over-exaggerated or you take them as absolutes.Microphone Fiend said:Um.... ban? Kill the racism and generalizations
Also to the OP i love how you put all the ethnicities of the scammers like that makes a difference
For example, "Black people generally have kinky hair."
That is a racial generalization. But it is not racism. Learn the difference, please.
Obviously, not all Blacks are hustlers. That is just a broad generalization - that applies mostly to the Black ghetto subculture. As in scruffy Black guys you'd randomly meet in the streets.
But I have to say, I have never been approached in such manners by ANY other race of men - ONLY Black men. So, don't blame me for that. Hence, I formed the generalization. It is simply based on my actual life experiences (and not just here, but in other countries, as well), sorry. This same game is run all over the world - and corroborated by Ken's experiences here too. But again, it is ONLY a generalization - NOT an absolute.
But naive Whitebread kids from the burbs do need to at least be prepared for this before they step in the hood - otherwise they will get easily took like Ken. It's just a different culture with different mores. Look, pickpocketing is really bad in Barcelona. That's even an official travel advisory for any tourists going there. But, I guess in your view, that would be "racist" and thus should not be announced?
And if you're gonna ban people making racial generalizations on this site - there's not going to be many left. And you may not be either.