"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Has a fat girl ever done this to you?

yake

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A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ChrizZ

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yake said:
A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
It was a trap. She was trying to get your attention so that she could eat you.
That´s nothing special. Fat chicks need love to, bro.
 

yake

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LMAO^^Eat me^^.
Well, at least I'd be the first healthy, high protein meal she's had in a while, I guess.
:rockon:
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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how fat is she? bellies can be pretty good... unless its like taken over the whole body X_x.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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Um first, if "her friend" said that the other girl loves you it could just be a joke. maybe not but it's possible.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LA_Chico

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go offer her some donuts bro
 
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