"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yake said:
A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
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It was a trap. She was trying to get your attention so that she could eat you.
That´s nothing special. Fat chicks need love to, bro.
 
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LMAO^^Eat me^^.
Well, at least I'd be the first healthy, high protein meal she's had in a while, I guess.
:rockon:
 
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how fat is she? bellies can be pretty good... unless its like taken over the whole body X_x.
 
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Um first, if "her friend" said that the other girl loves you it could just be a joke. maybe not but it's possible.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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go offer her some donuts bro
 
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