"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Has a fat girl ever done this to you?

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A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ChrizZ

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yake said:
A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
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It was a trap. She was trying to get your attention so that she could eat you.
That´s nothing special. Fat chicks need love to, bro.
 
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LMAO^^Eat me^^.
Well, at least I'd be the first healthy, high protein meal she's had in a while, I guess.
:rockon:
 
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how fat is she? bellies can be pretty good... unless its like taken over the whole body X_x.
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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Um first, if "her friend" said that the other girl loves you it could just be a joke. maybe not but it's possible.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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go offer her some donuts bro
 
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