MatureDJ
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Harridan laments that she wants to get pregnant
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
She's actually pretty hot. But another victim of the feminists' "you can have it all" message.
I feel sorry for women in her position.
The truth is women rarely can "have it all" and they brush almost every decent guy who makes a play for them in their 20s and then think they'll just grab Prince Charming in their 30s with their fading looks.
Don't think so, sisters.
Mind you, this chick is still hot enough to pull decent guys. Which leads me to believe she probably has deep-seated psychological issues, an incurable STI or both.
I feel sorry for women in her position.
The truth is women rarely can "have it all" and they brush almost every decent guy who makes a play for them in their 20s and then think they'll just grab Prince Charming in their 30s with their fading looks.
Don't think so, sisters.
Mind you, this chick is still hot enough to pull decent guys. Which leads me to believe she probably has deep-seated psychological issues, an incurable STI or both.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
I love that word...harridan!
I'd shoot a sperm bomb up her hot pocket! But look into her eyes, she's got crazy goin on in there. :crazy:
@Greasy: Hell yeah this bıtch must of turned down hundreds of nice guys in her youth...ghee-ron-teed! She's got 2 grains of sand left in her hourglass for reproduction so she ''decides to get pregnant''.
There's just way too much fückin insane shıt on the YouTube.
I'd shoot a sperm bomb up her hot pocket! But look into her eyes, she's got crazy goin on in there. :crazy:
@Greasy: Hell yeah this bıtch must of turned down hundreds of nice guys in her youth...ghee-ron-teed! She's got 2 grains of sand left in her hourglass for reproduction so she ''decides to get pregnant''.
There's just way too much fückin insane shıt on the YouTube.
VikingKing
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VladPatton said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bokanovsky
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I don't. She has made some poor life choices and is now suffering the consequences. Par for the course.Greasy Pig said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
...and needs a beta chumpwad to have a kid with because she "deserves it already!"Bokanovsky said:
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
I'm definitely offering groupons for my sperm!
The comments on YouTube are awesome btw.
The comments on YouTube are awesome btw.