MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Harridan laments that she wants to get pregnant
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
She's actually pretty hot. But another victim of the feminists' "you can have it all" message.
I feel sorry for women in her position.
The truth is women rarely can "have it all" and they brush almost every decent guy who makes a play for them in their 20s and then think they'll just grab Prince Charming in their 30s with their fading looks.
Don't think so, sisters.
Mind you, this chick is still hot enough to pull decent guys. Which leads me to believe she probably has deep-seated psychological issues, an incurable STI or both.
I feel sorry for women in her position.
The truth is women rarely can "have it all" and they brush almost every decent guy who makes a play for them in their 20s and then think they'll just grab Prince Charming in their 30s with their fading looks.
Don't think so, sisters.
Mind you, this chick is still hot enough to pull decent guys. Which leads me to believe she probably has deep-seated psychological issues, an incurable STI or both.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
I love that word...harridan!
I'd shoot a sperm bomb up her hot pocket! But look into her eyes, she's got crazy goin on in there. :crazy:
@Greasy: Hell yeah this bıtch must of turned down hundreds of nice guys in her youth...ghee-ron-teed! She's got 2 grains of sand left in her hourglass for reproduction so she ''decides to get pregnant''.
There's just way too much fückin insane shıt on the YouTube.
I'd shoot a sperm bomb up her hot pocket! But look into her eyes, she's got crazy goin on in there. :crazy:
@Greasy: Hell yeah this bıtch must of turned down hundreds of nice guys in her youth...ghee-ron-teed! She's got 2 grains of sand left in her hourglass for reproduction so she ''decides to get pregnant''.
There's just way too much fückin insane shıt on the YouTube.
VikingKing
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VladPatton said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bokanovsky
Master Don Juan
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I don't. She has made some poor life choices and is now suffering the consequences. Par for the course.Greasy Pig said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
...and needs a beta chumpwad to have a kid with because she "deserves it already!"Bokanovsky said:
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
I'm definitely offering groupons for my sperm!
The comments on YouTube are awesome btw.
The comments on YouTube are awesome btw.