MatureDJ
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Harridan laments that she wants to get pregnant
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
She's actually pretty hot. But another victim of the feminists' "you can have it all" message.
I feel sorry for women in her position.
The truth is women rarely can "have it all" and they brush almost every decent guy who makes a play for them in their 20s and then think they'll just grab Prince Charming in their 30s with their fading looks.
Don't think so, sisters.
Mind you, this chick is still hot enough to pull decent guys. Which leads me to believe she probably has deep-seated psychological issues, an incurable STI or both.
I feel sorry for women in her position.
The truth is women rarely can "have it all" and they brush almost every decent guy who makes a play for them in their 20s and then think they'll just grab Prince Charming in their 30s with their fading looks.
Don't think so, sisters.
Mind you, this chick is still hot enough to pull decent guys. Which leads me to believe she probably has deep-seated psychological issues, an incurable STI or both.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
I love that word...harridan!
I'd shoot a sperm bomb up her hot pocket! But look into her eyes, she's got crazy goin on in there. :crazy:
@Greasy: Hell yeah this bıtch must of turned down hundreds of nice guys in her youth...ghee-ron-teed! She's got 2 grains of sand left in her hourglass for reproduction so she ''decides to get pregnant''.
There's just way too much fückin insane shıt on the YouTube.
I'd shoot a sperm bomb up her hot pocket! But look into her eyes, she's got crazy goin on in there. :crazy:
@Greasy: Hell yeah this bıtch must of turned down hundreds of nice guys in her youth...ghee-ron-teed! She's got 2 grains of sand left in her hourglass for reproduction so she ''decides to get pregnant''.
There's just way too much fückin insane shıt on the YouTube.
VikingKing
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VladPatton said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bokanovsky
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I don't. She has made some poor life choices and is now suffering the consequences. Par for the course.Greasy Pig said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
...and needs a beta chumpwad to have a kid with because she "deserves it already!"Bokanovsky said:
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
I'm definitely offering groupons for my sperm!
The comments on YouTube are awesome btw.
The comments on YouTube are awesome btw.