"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Harrassment, Restraining order charges...

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Well this all started with a girl i used to go out with, anyways, i kept calling her once a month, trying to get attraction going on, but she had a bf, so i played the jerk routine, anyways i dont think pushed it too far, but her mom got upset, and she told my sis asking if i was still around and saying that she was gonna try and get me introuble.

how serious is this situation, i wanted to work on this girl, doing all this ****y funny, nlp, ect but im afaid i reached the point of no return, should i give it 5 months?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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well it sounds like u dont really understand what the /f rutine is, your supposed to be affencive but funny and elt her understand that ur joking... sounds to me u were just being a jerk prolly if her mum after ya now.... if i was u i would lay low for the next month or two.... say ur sorry to the girl if she was really affended , and maby get a new target cuz sounds like this girl really likes her BF....
 

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hi

well i dont wanna call her again couse the whole mom sistuation, havent talked to her 2-3 months, i however do know where she works, saw her there one day, she doesnt know that i know this, but i was thinking of somekind of approach like

"i was looking to find something for my gf"

that way i dont come across needy

then

"shes about your size, and she likes lingerie"

start the whole ****y and funny
 

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if her mum doesnt like u its gonna be hard to get a rlt going with her, cuz most girls want theyr bf to get along with they parents...
if u just wanna get her in bed , then u got to ask yourself is it really worth using all that time to get her....And she could really be in love with her bf.... i would just move on , doesnt look like u have the odds on your side....
 

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well it sounds like u dont really understand what the /f rutine is, your supposed to be affencive but funny and elt her understand that ur joking... sounds to me u were just being a jerk prolly if her mum after ya now.... if i was u i would lay low for the next month or two.... say ur sorry to the girl if she was really affended , and maby get a new target cuz sounds like this girl really likes her BF....



honestly, if you had misspelled one more word, I think my monitor would have imploded.

Use real words.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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