"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Happiest States

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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synergy1

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Having lived in Mass for a while, I can attest that its inhabitants seem generally more miserable than in other states. The driving sucks, the taxes suck, the long cold winters suck...but they have had good sports teams in the last decade. The Sox are all the people in that area live for...

If I had to guess, I would say that people are happier in warmer states in general. I endured years and years of winter, and can safely say that when you are trapped inside for months at a time, year in and year out...it effects you in the worst kind of way. I could live the rest of my life without ever living through a new england winter ever again.
 

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Last I checked, we had 50 states in the union.
 

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Here are the 50 U.S. states (and the District of Columbia) in order of their well-being:

1. Louisiana
2. Hawaii
3. Florida
4. Tennessee
5. Arizona
6. Mississippi
7. Montana
8. South Carolina
9. Alabama
10. Maine
11. Alaska
12. North Carolina
13. Wyoming
14. Idaho
15. South Dakota
16. Texas
17. Arkansas
18. Vermont
19. Georgia
20. Oklahoma
21. Colorado
22. Delaware
23. Utah
24. New Mexico
25. North Dakota
26. Minnesota
27. New Hampshire
28. Virginia
29. Wisconsin
30. Oregon
31. Iowa
32. Kansas
33. Nebraska
34. West Virginia
35. Kentucky
36. Washington
37. District of Columbia
38. Missouri
39. Nevada
40. Maryland
41. Pennsylvania
42. Rhode Island
43. Massachusetts
44. Ohio
45. Illinois
46. California
47. Indiana
48. Michigan
49. New Jersey
50. Connecticut
51. New York

Rollo Tomassi said:
Last I checked, we had 50 states in the union.
 

speakeasy

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Interesting that the top ten happy states are mostly red states and the most the bottom ten are blue states. Wonder why that is? Ignorance is bliss? ;)

I have to say I though California would be higher with our great weather, beaches and activities.
 

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You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

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I'm not surprised Michigan is at number 48. This place is a sh1thole!
 

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Lots of Southern States higher up in rank :up:
 
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speakeasy said:
Interesting that the top ten happy states are mostly red states and the most the bottom ten are blue states. Wonder why that is? Ignorance is bliss? ;)

I think it's more ignorant to live in a state with terrible weather and soaring tax rates, i.e., the bottom ten.
 

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speakeasy said:
Interesting that the top ten happy states are mostly red states and the most the bottom ten are blue states. Wonder why that is? Ignorance is bliss? ;)

I have to say I though California would be higher with our great weather, beaches and activities.
You gotta pay for all the good stuff thus (high cost of living = stress) and let's not forget the high unemployment rate and the state going bankrupt in a year.
 

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I'm in NJ and I'd definitely say this is true. It's no surprise that the warmer southern states and sparse western states are much higher than icy, wintry, crammed NJ.
 

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How are Arizona and Nevada so far apart?? Nevada is like Arizona junior with casinos.
 

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i'm not american (so i may be wrong), but aren't the unhappiest states also the richest and most educated?
 

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Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Check out blog.okcupid.com the newest post has lots of nifty slider charts that show how unhappy those 'better educated' states seem to be overall.
 
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The "less educated" states are generally more religious; religion brings people peace of mind.
 

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f283000 said:
Nevada is one of the foreclosure centers in the USA from what I read. The real state market went to hell. I'm sure all this has something to do with it.
That can't be it because Arizona is right there with us in terms of foreclosures. We both had the fastest growth rates in the country for a period of time so not surprising we both got hit hard when the housing bubble burst.
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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