"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hymen Breaker said:
You sound like a woman. I'm not mean, my hot latina girlfriend doesn't drink and she is away from me now so I decided to drink. When my girl is around I don't drink.
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It was pretty obvious you have been drinking. You are like two different people when you don't.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cordoncordon said:
It was pretty obvious you have been drinking. You are like two different people when you don't.
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Who cares, seriously. And that ugly b!tch I posted a pic of was not my girl. I was just messing around.

My girl is hot she is a size ZERO and her face is hot too.

Not that old hag I posted a pic of lol.

Is your girl a size ZERO?
 
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