"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hangout ideas for possible "easy" girl

Tear Gas

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this chick on myspace messaged me and weve been talking on AIM...she looks like a w hore, so wining and dining isnt necessary. I dont want to spend money on her, i just want an easy lay. But i dont know where to ask her to chill without coming on too strong. I was thinking i should just ask her to drink at my/her place, but wouldnt that be too early?

whats some good hangout ideas too easily fcuk her without wasting too much time/money :up:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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i like this thread, I can't remember the last time I had this problem, but its a good one to have. I look forward to replies
 
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Show us a pic of her - I'm good at determining hor impressions from a pic!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Show us a pic of her - I'm good at determining hor impressions from a pic!
:crackup:
i had a feeling you would say that
 

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nice body


what HB rating would you guys give her?
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Hmmmm, hard to say - looks like like a normal regular American gal posing for a pic. Is that you beside her? Is this her Myspace? Need more info - does not compute!!

The girl next to her looks as if she has some Spanish blood - I likes!!
penkitten said:
:crackup:
i had a feeling you would say that
I'm 45 years old with three decades of experience - who knows better? My "Hor meter" gadget is also accurate - beep, beep, beep, beep..warning, warning, warning!!
 

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My basic modus operandi is to get her to a secluded area (be it your place or hers, or someones place you can fvck) asap. Make excuses, like the one I use the most, "to watch a movie", and or, to look at your fish tank, your long african spear, your golden nuts, how you make some bananas with cream, how you juggle watermelons, etc.

(The last examples being obviously jokes, but, who knows, maybe she is Miss South Carolina 2007.)
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Hmmmm, hard to say - looks like like a normal regular American gal posing for a pic. Is that you beside her? Is this her Myspace? Need more info - does not compute!!
lol, thats not me..ive never met her..she just gives off a whorish vibe to me :p
its just i want to fcuk with the least amount of money/time spent :up:
 

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Ask her to go swimming (if there's a pool or ocean nearby), and that she should change at your place. Works like a charm
 

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uh if she's a hor, why even bother?

the dating options are the bed, the living room and the kitchen
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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SamePendo said:
My basic modus operandi is to get her to a secluded area ...to look at your fish tank,
Hahaha, yeah, that's the ticket, she'll undress for sure - after looking at the aquarium - it always works like a charm!:up: :rolleyes:!!

backbreaker said:
uh if she's a hor, why even bother?
She may be a virgin! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: This is the maximum rolly eyes allowed!!!
 

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no, to the room with the most cameras broadcasting to my recording laptop computer so i can sit here and watch stalkerishly and pervertedly
 
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