Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Hangout ideas for possible "easy" girl

Tear Gas

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this chick on myspace messaged me and weve been talking on AIM...she looks like a w hore, so wining and dining isnt necessary. I dont want to spend money on her, i just want an easy lay. But i dont know where to ask her to chill without coming on too strong. I was thinking i should just ask her to drink at my/her place, but wouldnt that be too early?

whats some good hangout ideas too easily fcuk her without wasting too much time/money :up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i like this thread, I can't remember the last time I had this problem, but its a good one to have. I look forward to replies
 
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Show us a pic of her - I'm good at determining hor impressions from a pic!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Show us a pic of her - I'm good at determining hor impressions from a pic!
:crackup:
i had a feeling you would say that
 

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nice body


what HB rating would you guys give her?
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hmmmm, hard to say - looks like like a normal regular American gal posing for a pic. Is that you beside her? Is this her Myspace? Need more info - does not compute!!

The girl next to her looks as if she has some Spanish blood - I likes!!
penkitten said:
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i had a feeling you would say that
I'm 45 years old with three decades of experience - who knows better? My "Hor meter" gadget is also accurate - beep, beep, beep, beep..warning, warning, warning!!
 

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My basic modus operandi is to get her to a secluded area (be it your place or hers, or someones place you can fvck) asap. Make excuses, like the one I use the most, "to watch a movie", and or, to look at your fish tank, your long african spear, your golden nuts, how you make some bananas with cream, how you juggle watermelons, etc.

(The last examples being obviously jokes, but, who knows, maybe she is Miss South Carolina 2007.)
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Hmmmm, hard to say - looks like like a normal regular American gal posing for a pic. Is that you beside her? Is this her Myspace? Need more info - does not compute!!
lol, thats not me..ive never met her..she just gives off a whorish vibe to me :p
its just i want to fcuk with the least amount of money/time spent :up:
 

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Ask her to go swimming (if there's a pool or ocean nearby), and that she should change at your place. Works like a charm
 

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uh if she's a hor, why even bother?

the dating options are the bed, the living room and the kitchen
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SamePendo said:
My basic modus operandi is to get her to a secluded area ...to look at your fish tank,
Hahaha, yeah, that's the ticket, she'll undress for sure - after looking at the aquarium - it always works like a charm!:up: :rolleyes:!!

backbreaker said:
uh if she's a hor, why even bother?
She may be a virgin! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: This is the maximum rolly eyes allowed!!!
 

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no, to the room with the most cameras broadcasting to my recording laptop computer so i can sit here and watch stalkerishly and pervertedly
 
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