"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Halloween Party - Costumes to Stand Out?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Whoever said Zorro had an awesome idea.

Last haloween I went as death. Just a black hoody, skelly mask and a sickle will do.

Or... I've always wanted to go as superman. No, not the full costume. Just wear a nice set of pants and matching jacket, under that a white dress shirt with more than half the buttons open - showing a cool superman logo t-shirt underneath. Don't forget the glasses and black hair, with the single lock on your forehead. ;-)
 

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I'm going with a more classic flair.

Think Frank Sinatra, Humphrey Bogart, etc.

Then I can roleplay with that calm, cool, gruff gangster style.

Hopefully I'll find a sexy flapper girl that I can roleplay with and bring back to my...pad...

~Vibe~
 

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Ok, this should cover 2 bases:
1. You need a good costume.
2. You gotta hit on some chicks and go somewhere with it.

Well, dress up as a police officer...
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Why you ask? Well, bring a pair of hand-cuffs, leave the keys at home, and cuff yourself to the hottest girl there :D Anyone can turn this into something good haha!
 

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How bout a Chippendale outfit, that'll turn heads. Just make sure you have a good bod or else you'll be turning heads... the other way.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well I went as a wise guy last night and three girls asked me if I was supposed to be Don Juan.:crackup: I thought that was hilarious.
 

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FBI agent here. Complete with earpeice, black shades, handcuffs and an airsoft gun for show.

Im just gonna walk around like Im about to make a bust.
 

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I'm going to a costume party tonight - as a pimp. Fur coat, purple hat, big cane and some bling-bling - it'll definitely stand out. I've worn it before, hehe.

Funny how someone suggested it too ;)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Monty
I'm going to a costume party tonight - as a pimp. Fur coat, purple hat, big cane and some bling-bling - it'll definitely stand out. I've worn it before, hehe.

Funny how someone suggested it too ;)
how original
 

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I'm going to dress up like a lumberjack. Flannel, fake paunch, suspenders, beard, axe, boots. Best of all, I will have a female counterpart dressed as a slutty lumberjack. If that's not the hottest thing you gentlemen have heard in a long time you might need to step back and reevaluate your lives.
 

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Originally posted by DJHoolahoop
How bout a Chippendale outfit, that'll turn heads. Just make sure you have a good bod or else you'll be turning heads... the other way.
My brother was a Chippendale's dancer one year. He's a white ass dork but it was very popular. I'm currently dressed as a rockstar with chains and rings and a tank top and leather pants and silver boots and a tie. My hair is about 4" high.

Sh!t, I'm actually dressed as my brother :(
 

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This year I plan to be an IRS auditor.

Unlike ghosts, goblins, and poitergeists IRS auditors are real.

I think it's pretty scary if one day you're told that you're going to get a mega audit and you need to turn up the past seven years of records. Then they uncover all your indiscretions and make you pay, pay, and PAY.

At least it's original, and chances are no one else is going to do it.

I suppose another idea is to be the CEO of Enron, because he stole retirement money from many people.

For either all you need is a suit, a fedora (if you're the type to wear hats, otherwise don't worry about it), and the ability to dress well when being formal.


Ben
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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