"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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eminence

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Costume ideas anyone? Lets hear some outrageous ****... simple and creative, not the typical "pimp, kissing booth, beer keg, etc."
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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penkitten

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our older 3 children have not picked out what they want to be yet,
however our 4 yr old is going to be a fairy and the puppies are going to be an angel and a princess haha
gio has not picked a costume out and i always wear the same one a 1970's vintage couch (ok so they are ugly pants that look and feel like a 1970s couch and have little hangy things on the bottoms of the cuffs)
i need some ugly gold 1970s lampshape to wear as a hat and i could say i'm a living room suite.
 

comic_relief

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Disney Princess year

I am going to be Cinderella
My roommate is going to be Jasmine (my roommate weighs 220 lbs and is 6 ft)
My friend is going to be Snow White (6'5" cuban with short black hair)

I am shaving the hair on my arms and wearing a wig.

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Mr. Ballz

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cactus with a sign on my neck saying hug me, while having three balloons attached to me that have sad faces
 
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