"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
halloweeen
- Thread starter eminence
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
however our 4 yr old is going to be a fairy and the puppies are going to be an angel and a princess haha
gio has not picked a costume out and i always wear the same one a 1970's vintage couch (ok so they are ugly pants that look and feel like a 1970s couch and have little hangy things on the bottoms of the cuffs)
i need some ugly gold 1970s lampshape to wear as a hat and i could say i'm a living room suite.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I am going to be Cinderella
My roommate is going to be Jasmine (my roommate weighs 220 lbs and is 6 ft)
My friend is going to be Snow White (6'5" cuban with short black hair)
I am shaving the hair on my arms and wearing a wig.
comic_relief