"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Halloweeeen!!

DogFashionDisco

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I know there's other threads about halloween, but here's another!

It's a week away and there's only one question, what are you guys being for halloween?


I still haven't decided yet about mine. But I've been considering being Captain Morgan, Samuel Adams, or Santa Claus. :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Pfft Captian morgan is so played out. Dress like a butch leather slave.
 

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I saw this costume at the mall, it was a breathalyzer test. it has a little tube by the crotch with a sign that says blow here. :crackup: also, some other guy told me to wrap a twister (the game board around myself). Then you bring the spinner and the girls get to touch you in special places. :whistle: he also told me to dress as a donkey and play pin the tail on the donkey with girls. you can guess where that one is going. Or you just glue a bunch of magnets to a t-shirt and go as a chick magnet.
 

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I'm going as a corpse this year. Blood all over my face and body. A friend of mine will be wearing a hockey mask and carrying a fake chainsaw, and he'll be hoisting me on his shoulder.

This should scare the little kids good!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Or you just glue a bunch of magnets to a t-shirt and go as a chick magnet.

Wait, this seemed like a cool idea when i first read it, but now i dont know if it makes sense? shouldnt you dress as a magnet to be a chick magnet?
 
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