"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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cNfny

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messaged a girl via myspace saying "i dont think that's you in that pic. but let's talk sometime, whats your s/n?"

and she replied with "That's definitely me in the picture. And if you want me to get back to you, maybe you should use a "please" next time."

haha now i definetly dont want to respond with a "please" what should i say? i keep laughin how she's trying to establish power
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm no expert, but how about:

"yeah, maybe next time...whats ur screen name?"

it's what i'd do, but others may differ! go with what feels right dude, your the man, command her! ha
 

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just move on man. why do you want to talk to a woman like that. today she asked you to say please, next thing you know she will be whipping your azz..
 

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say if i say please do i get a bl0w-job
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Gangster Of Love

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Please please me.

Who cares what she wants, just eject and go after the next one. No wonder why all these broads feel so powerful online, yet they are a lot more humble when first contacted in person.
 

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cNfny said:
...haha now i definetly dont want to respond with a "please" what should i say? i keep laughin how she's trying to establish power
"You will be pleased that you got back in touch with me."
 
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I'd next her, but best I can come up with for you is "Oh, so you're one of those women who is totally rude to other people pretending to demand manners?".

If you really want to amp it up add a "I've dumped a few girls for less".

That will get some sort of reaction. :)

cNfny said:
messaged a girl via myspace saying "i dont think that's you in that pic. but let's talk sometime, whats your s/n?"

and she replied with "That's definitely me in the picture. And if you want me to get back to you, maybe you should use a "please" next time."

haha now i definetly dont want to respond with a "please" what should i say? i keep laughin how she's trying to establish power
 

cNfny

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damn all good responses, i should have waited. this is what i put:

"ooh right, i didn't realize your url was "classy"holyhooker.

what's your aim s/n? "please" ;)"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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