"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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haha thought i'd share this

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cNfny

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messaged a girl via myspace saying "i dont think that's you in that pic. but let's talk sometime, whats your s/n?"

and she replied with "That's definitely me in the picture. And if you want me to get back to you, maybe you should use a "please" next time."

haha now i definetly dont want to respond with a "please" what should i say? i keep laughin how she's trying to establish power
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm no expert, but how about:

"yeah, maybe next time...whats ur screen name?"

it's what i'd do, but others may differ! go with what feels right dude, your the man, command her! ha
 
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just move on man. why do you want to talk to a woman like that. today she asked you to say please, next thing you know she will be whipping your azz..
 
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say if i say please do i get a bl0w-job
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Please please me.

Who cares what she wants, just eject and go after the next one. No wonder why all these broads feel so powerful online, yet they are a lot more humble when first contacted in person.
 
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cNfny said:
...haha now i definetly dont want to respond with a "please" what should i say? i keep laughin how she's trying to establish power
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"You will be pleased that you got back in touch with me."
 
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I'd next her, but best I can come up with for you is "Oh, so you're one of those women who is totally rude to other people pretending to demand manners?".

If you really want to amp it up add a "I've dumped a few girls for less".

That will get some sort of reaction. :)

cNfny said:
messaged a girl via myspace saying "i dont think that's you in that pic. but let's talk sometime, whats your s/n?"

and she replied with "That's definitely me in the picture. And if you want me to get back to you, maybe you should use a "please" next time."

haha now i definetly dont want to respond with a "please" what should i say? i keep laughin how she's trying to establish power
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cNfny

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damn all good responses, i should have waited. this is what i put:

"ooh right, i didn't realize your url was "classy"holyhooker.

what's your aim s/n? "please" ;)"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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