"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Had a hickey in front of another girl

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Met up with a girl who was giving me a hard to get vibe, showed up with a hickey from the night prior (which isn’t a flex I hate them but it just so happened to be on me) and she instantly noticed started trying to call me out on it and have me say what it was and I just kept laughing and ignoring her question. The whole time she couldn’t stop staring at it and getting more sexual with me. Eventually ****ed her raw that night even though she said she never ****s without a condom. Funny how women work
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mertz09

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Bravo . Outstanding work!
 
Tilex

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Hickey's fall into the preselection category.
There's actually a hack for this too!
I learned about this in high school. I'm old btw.

Dampen a paper towel or tissue with water and rub it on your neck for 5 seconds.
Turn the knob on vacuum cleaner to high and press the tube end on your moist neck for 10 seconds.
Voila! Instant Hickey
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tilex said:
Dampen a paper towel or tissue with water and rub it on your neck for 5 seconds.
Turn the knob on vacuum cleaner to high and press the tube end on your moist neck for 10 seconds.
Voila! Instant Hickey
Click to expand...
I'm totally going to try this next time I'm out with a girl
 
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