"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Gym Adventures Of Guido & Luigi

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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shaunuk

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lol, yep, I've been reading it over the past few weeks. Really entertaining, thanks for posting, everyone should like this :crackup:

-shaun
 

cuzza

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I don't like it... =\
Just doesn't seem funny in the slighest, infact it's pretty sad really.
 

donjuanjovi

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cuzza said:
I don't like it... =\
Just doesn't seem funny in the slighest, infact it's pretty sad really.
I agree.
 

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Is it supposed to be funny? This is like Bazooka Joe humor...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Warboss Alex

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People who don't get it may possibly relate to the characters depicted therein. ;)
 

donjuanjovi

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Warboss Alex said:
People who don't get it may possibly relate to the characters depicted therein. ;)
Ouch.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go do bicep curls in the squat rack.
 

THE_ADDMAN

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lol actually, its pretty good satire. :)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Quagmire911

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Haha good stuff :cool:, reminds me of just about every guy my age who I talk to about "weightlifting".
 
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