"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Gym Adventures Of Guido & Luigi

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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shaunuk

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lol, yep, I've been reading it over the past few weeks. Really entertaining, thanks for posting, everyone should like this :crackup:

-shaun
 

cuzza

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I don't like it... =\
Just doesn't seem funny in the slighest, infact it's pretty sad really.
 

donjuanjovi

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cuzza said:
I don't like it... =\
Just doesn't seem funny in the slighest, infact it's pretty sad really.
I agree.
 

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Is it supposed to be funny? This is like Bazooka Joe humor...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Warboss Alex

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People who don't get it may possibly relate to the characters depicted therein. ;)
 

donjuanjovi

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Warboss Alex said:
People who don't get it may possibly relate to the characters depicted therein. ;)
Ouch.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go do bicep curls in the squat rack.
 

THE_ADDMAN

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lol actually, its pretty good satire. :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Quagmire911

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Haha good stuff :cool:, reminds me of just about every guy my age who I talk to about "weightlifting".
 
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