"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Gym Adventures Of Guido & Luigi

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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shaunuk

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lol, yep, I've been reading it over the past few weeks. Really entertaining, thanks for posting, everyone should like this :crackup:

-shaun
 

cuzza

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I don't like it... =\
Just doesn't seem funny in the slighest, infact it's pretty sad really.
 

donjuanjovi

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cuzza said:
I don't like it... =\
Just doesn't seem funny in the slighest, infact it's pretty sad really.
I agree.
 

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Is it supposed to be funny? This is like Bazooka Joe humor...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Warboss Alex

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People who don't get it may possibly relate to the characters depicted therein. ;)
 

donjuanjovi

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Warboss Alex said:
People who don't get it may possibly relate to the characters depicted therein. ;)
Ouch.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go do bicep curls in the squat rack.
 

THE_ADDMAN

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lol actually, its pretty good satire. :)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Quagmire911

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Haha good stuff :cool:, reminds me of just about every guy my age who I talk to about "weightlifting".
 
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