"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Guy falls in love with his Grandma...WTF!!!

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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synergy1

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saw this **** on the stool. one can only imagine the birth complications from old age along with inbreeding.
 

mikeyb

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*vomits lavishly over his keyboard*
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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taiyuu_otoko

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OK, how much money would it take to lick you grandma's cootchie? (until she came)

50K?

100K?

500K?

1 MIL?

5 MIL?

1 BIL?
 

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I just can't wrap my mind around this...when I do I'm sure I'll join MikeyB in his barf-fest.
 

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Even if she was a GILF I couldn't wrap my head around this. Truly disturbing
 

Ease

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Honestly id rather suck another guy off before i lick out my granny.
 

speakeasy

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Hasn't anyone considered that this is a fake story? I mean this isn't exactly the NY Times here.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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mikeyb

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Ease said:
Honestly id rather suck another guy off before i lick out my granny.
Agh thanks so much for putting both images in my head you jerk :p. Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more disturbing...
 

2crudedudes

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Ease said:
Honestly id rather suck another guy off before i lick out my granny.
I'd rather give up on sex than do either one of those
 
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