Read this!
http://hollywoodoncrack.net/?p=2373
Holy Sh*t! What the f**k is wrong with the world??? :cuss:
http://hollywoodoncrack.net/?p=2373
Holy Sh*t! What the f**k is wrong with the world??? :cuss:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Guy falls in love with his Grandma...WTF!!!
- Thread starter teagan
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Forty0ztoFreedom
Senior Don Juan
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Sounds like a Freddy or Jason can only come out . .
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
OK, how much money would it take to lick you grandma's cootchie? (until she came)
50K?
100K?
500K?
1 MIL?
5 MIL?
1 BIL?
50K?
100K?
500K?
1 MIL?
5 MIL?
1 BIL?
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
I just can't wrap my mind around this...when I do I'm sure I'll join MikeyB in his barf-fest.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
Even if she was a GILF I couldn't wrap my head around this. Truly disturbing
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
2crudedudes
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I'd rather give up on sex than do either one of thoseEase said: