"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Guy falls in love with his Grandma...WTF!!!

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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synergy1

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saw this **** on the stool. one can only imagine the birth complications from old age along with inbreeding.
 

mikeyb

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*vomits lavishly over his keyboard*
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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taiyuu_otoko

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OK, how much money would it take to lick you grandma's cootchie? (until she came)

50K?

100K?

500K?

1 MIL?

5 MIL?

1 BIL?
 

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I just can't wrap my mind around this...when I do I'm sure I'll join MikeyB in his barf-fest.
 

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Even if she was a GILF I couldn't wrap my head around this. Truly disturbing
 

Ease

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Honestly id rather suck another guy off before i lick out my granny.
 

speakeasy

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Hasn't anyone considered that this is a fake story? I mean this isn't exactly the NY Times here.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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mikeyb

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Ease said:
Honestly id rather suck another guy off before i lick out my granny.
Agh thanks so much for putting both images in my head you jerk :p. Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more disturbing...
 

2crudedudes

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Ease said:
Honestly id rather suck another guy off before i lick out my granny.
I'd rather give up on sex than do either one of those
 
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