Guide to Negs

[saber101]

Okay I'm trying to start a big list of negs you guys use. Ones that worked, and ones that are common in most women. Let me know guys.

 

[Jack-Torrance]

Don't worry about what other guys say about your weight, I like you just the way you are...

(backhanded compliment)

 

[Plec07]

If she inturrupts you while your talking to her set or she's getting carried away with one of her own stories say "You guys nicknamed her chatty yet?" or if it's just the two of you, "Slow down chatty, you gotta give me something to wonder about you besides whats under there." gesturing towards her cloths.

The second also lets her notice that you are interested in more than just her looks. Making you differ from other guys.

 

[Infraction]

yeah, a favouite of mine when they say the obligotary "I'm so fat" routine is to say:

"Well I didn't want to say. [arm round her] Fortunately for you I like big girls "

Thats playing with fire

 

[Jack-Torrance]

yeah, a favouite of mine when they say the obligotary "I'm so fat" routine is to say:

"Well I didn't want to say. [arm round her] Fortunately for you I like big girls "

LOL that's real good haha I can imagine their reaction now

 

[Plec07]

Just hope she doesn't take that as an excuse to let her stuff her face till she weighs twice as much as you lol.

 

[Jack-Torrance]

If she starts crying or throws a tantrum to get her own way, say, "I'm surprised you are full of so much energy juggling PlaySchool (or Kindergarten) and High School like this."

One in my personal arsenal >

 

[Infraction]

The whole point of the neg is the way you say it, not what you say.
There was this girl which i talked to for abit. I went over to her tent (it was a school trip) and i felt like negging. Her last name is "Zoro" so i said :"You know, my dogs name is Zoro [pause]. He died".
She gave me a couple of intrsted looks after that.

I only neg Super *****es or girls which can take jokes. Low self-esteem girls are a big nono for negs.

 

[The Shocker]

Nah, mr elor's line is a good one, as long as it's delivered with a smile so she knows you're joking. If she's actually a fattie, steer clear...(of her, not the joke)

 

[saber101]

If she inturrupts you while your talking to her set or she's getting carried away with one of her own stories say "You guys nicknamed her chatty yet?" or if it's just the two of you, "Slow down chatty, you gotta give me something to wonder about you besides whats under there." gesturing towards her cloths.

The second also lets her notice that you are interested in more than just her looks. Making you differ from other guys.

Hahaha! I like that one. Especially because all girls get carried away so its an easy one to use.