"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Greek DJs on the board?

Hellboy

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Hey guys, I'm a Scottish guy with a Greek girlfriend. She's been teaching me a few phrases, like:

pare mou mia pipa (Give me a bl0wjob)

And also phrases I can put together:

thagono, gleifo, filao (I'm biting, licking, kissing) ta visia sou, o kolos sou, to mouni sou (your tits, ass, pus$y)

Are there any greek DJs who can teach me some more choice Greek prases? I want to surprise her. Any common Greek ones. funny ones, slang, or x-rated ones :)

I got the Greek language icon working to type the above phrases, but it doesn't work on the BB. How do I get the accent (for syllable emphasis)? If I am going to email her in Greek.

And help here would be greatly appreciated! I may be going with her to Greece in a couple of months and I don't think any of her friends speak English.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't think you'll be able to learn Greek in a few months, but here are some tips:

evhAristo (polI) = thank you (very much)
den xEro (ellinIka) = I don't speak (Greek)
KAlinihta = good night
Kalimera = good morning
Kalo Taxidi = have a safe trip
moro mou = my dear
agapi/erotas = love
S'Agapo = I love you
Gamissou = **** you
Kita me = look at me

can't remember any more now
 

Hellboy

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lol Supergig, she sure is :)

Appreciate the input Magico. She already told me most of those. What I'm looking for is some local phrases that will blow her away when I say them. Something I wouldn't find in a Greek phrase book :)
 

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Mou aresei to mouni sou- I like your *****
Thelo na glypso ta vizia sou- I want to lick your titties
Thelo na sou gamiso ton kolo- I wanna **** your ass
Eisai to poutanaki mou- You're my little *****
Thelo na xyso sto prosopo sou- I want to come on your face
Me kavloneis- You make me horny
and the best.... (I' m Greek you know)
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Oi Ellines einai oi kalyteroi gamiades- Greeks are the best lovers :p
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Hellboy

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Gpak that's great! Thanks!
Any chance of emailing it in proper Greek? [email protected]

And can anyone translate these? She emailed me:

Karamelenia filakia sta xili sou
Pos ine to moro mou simera?
Pou einai to doro sou?
Polles glikes aggalies k filakia sta heilakia sou

Cheers :)
 
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