"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey guys, I'm a Scottish guy with a Greek girlfriend. She's been teaching me a few phrases, like:

pare mou mia pipa (Give me a bl0wjob)

And also phrases I can put together:

thagono, gleifo, filao (I'm biting, licking, kissing) ta visia sou, o kolos sou, to mouni sou (your tits, ass, pus$y)

Are there any greek DJs who can teach me some more choice Greek prases? I want to surprise her. Any common Greek ones. funny ones, slang, or x-rated ones :)

I got the Greek language icon working to type the above phrases, but it doesn't work on the BB. How do I get the accent (for syllable emphasis)? If I am going to email her in Greek.

And help here would be greatly appreciated! I may be going with her to Greece in a couple of months and I don't think any of her friends speak English.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I don't think you'll be able to learn Greek in a few months, but here are some tips:

evhAristo (polI) = thank you (very much)
den xEro (ellinIka) = I don't speak (Greek)
KAlinihta = good night
Kalimera = good morning
Kalo Taxidi = have a safe trip
moro mou = my dear
agapi/erotas = love
S'Agapo = I love you
Gamissou = **** you
Kita me = look at me

can't remember any more now
 
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lol Supergig, she sure is :)

Appreciate the input Magico. She already told me most of those. What I'm looking for is some local phrases that will blow her away when I say them. Something I wouldn't find in a Greek phrase book :)
 
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Mou aresei to mouni sou- I like your *****
Thelo na glypso ta vizia sou- I want to lick your titties
Thelo na sou gamiso ton kolo- I wanna **** your ass
Eisai to poutanaki mou- You're my little *****
Thelo na xyso sto prosopo sou- I want to come on your face
Me kavloneis- You make me horny
and the best.... (I' m Greek you know)
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Oi Ellines einai oi kalyteroi gamiades- Greeks are the best lovers :p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gpak that's great! Thanks!
Any chance of emailing it in proper Greek? [email protected]

And can anyone translate these? She emailed me:

Karamelenia filakia sta xili sou
Pos ine to moro mou simera?
Pou einai to doro sou?
Polles glikes aggalies k filakia sta heilakia sou

Cheers :)
 
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