"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hellboy

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Hey guys, I'm a Scottish guy with a Greek girlfriend. She's been teaching me a few phrases, like:

pare mou mia pipa (Give me a bl0wjob)

And also phrases I can put together:

thagono, gleifo, filao (I'm biting, licking, kissing) ta visia sou, o kolos sou, to mouni sou (your tits, ass, pus$y)

Are there any greek DJs who can teach me some more choice Greek prases? I want to surprise her. Any common Greek ones. funny ones, slang, or x-rated ones :)

I got the Greek language icon working to type the above phrases, but it doesn't work on the BB. How do I get the accent (for syllable emphasis)? If I am going to email her in Greek.

And help here would be greatly appreciated! I may be going with her to Greece in a couple of months and I don't think any of her friends speak English.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I don't think you'll be able to learn Greek in a few months, but here are some tips:

evhAristo (polI) = thank you (very much)
den xEro (ellinIka) = I don't speak (Greek)
KAlinihta = good night
Kalimera = good morning
Kalo Taxidi = have a safe trip
moro mou = my dear
agapi/erotas = love
S'Agapo = I love you
Gamissou = **** you
Kita me = look at me

can't remember any more now
 

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lol Supergig, she sure is :)

Appreciate the input Magico. She already told me most of those. What I'm looking for is some local phrases that will blow her away when I say them. Something I wouldn't find in a Greek phrase book :)
 

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Mou aresei to mouni sou- I like your *****
Thelo na glypso ta vizia sou- I want to lick your titties
Thelo na sou gamiso ton kolo- I wanna **** your ass
Eisai to poutanaki mou- You're my little *****
Thelo na xyso sto prosopo sou- I want to come on your face
Me kavloneis- You make me horny
and the best.... (I' m Greek you know)
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Oi Ellines einai oi kalyteroi gamiades- Greeks are the best lovers :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Hellboy

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Gpak that's great! Thanks!
Any chance of emailing it in proper Greek? [email protected]

And can anyone translate these? She emailed me:

Karamelenia filakia sta xili sou
Pos ine to moro mou simera?
Pou einai to doro sou?
Polles glikes aggalies k filakia sta heilakia sou

Cheers :)
 
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