"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Great way to meet women: Bike crash!

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igotsthabootyfeva

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Want a great way to meet women? If you are on a campus where people have to travel across campus by bike, I got just the solution:

Get into an "accidental" bike accident with her. . . just ride into her. This is a great excuse to meet her, and a great way to make a good impression. To connect to a women, we must stimiluate their emotions, right? A bike crash can be a powerful emotional rollercoaster!
Its also a great way to show your masculine side. You can offer to carry her to the campus hospital. Also, this is a great oppurtunity to get some kino in! You can put your hands on her and be like, 'are you alright?'. If theirs a part of her that hurts, touch it, rub it.
Hopefully she won't be too banged up, so you guys can relax and talk about the bike crash. . . great convo material!

Finnally, here's a tip for all you advanced DJ's. Combine this technique with DrBeards' George McFly Backshot Technique! http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541

Have one of your friends crash into her instead, and have him pretend to be a jerk. He'll be like 'watch where you're going, klutz!'. Thats you step in and stay 'why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going!', and punch him in the face, and let him run off. Now, you continue with my technique explained above. . . offering to carry her. . .kino. . ect.

Good luck guys!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Thats a brilliant f**king idea, the next time I see some slut that I want to bone, I will drive over her head with my lawnmower. Keep up the "HOT" tip.:moon:
 
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Are you fvcking nuts?

I wouldn't advice anyone doing this, especially not in the US. Sh!t, if some fvcker could sue a coffee shop because they made the coffee too hot, what do you think they could do to you if you 'crashed' into them with a bike?
 
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igotsthabootyfeva said:
Want a great way to meet women? If you are on a campus where people have to travel across campus by bike, I got just the solution:

Get into an "accidental" bike accident with her. . . just ride into her. This is a great excuse to meet her, and a great way to make a good impression. To connect to a women, we must stimiluate their emotions, right? A bike crash can be a powerful emotional rollercoaster!
Its also a great way to show your masculine side. You can offer to carry her to the campus hospital. Also, this is a great oppurtunity to get some kino in! You can put your hands on her and be like, 'are you alright?'. If theirs a part of her that hurts, touch it, rub it.
Hopefully she won't be too banged up, so you guys can relax and talk about the bike crash. . . great convo material!

Finnally, here's a tip for all you advanced DJ's. Combine this technique with DrBeards' George McFly Backshot Technique! http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541

Have one of your friends crash into her instead, and have him pretend to be a jerk. He'll be like 'watch where you're going, klutz!'. Thats you step in and stay 'why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going!', and punch him in the face, and let him run off. Now, you continue with my technique explained above. . . offering to carry her. . .kino. . ect.

Good luck guys!
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I really hope this isnt serious... :rolleyes:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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squirrels said:
He brought up DrBeard...that alone should let you know that he's a troll.
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you beat me to it.

I miss the little bastard. Tiger games anyone?

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