"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Great way to meet women: Bike crash!

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igotsthabootyfeva

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Want a great way to meet women? If you are on a campus where people have to travel across campus by bike, I got just the solution:

Get into an "accidental" bike accident with her. . . just ride into her. This is a great excuse to meet her, and a great way to make a good impression. To connect to a women, we must stimiluate their emotions, right? A bike crash can be a powerful emotional rollercoaster!
Its also a great way to show your masculine side. You can offer to carry her to the campus hospital. Also, this is a great oppurtunity to get some kino in! You can put your hands on her and be like, 'are you alright?'. If theirs a part of her that hurts, touch it, rub it.
Hopefully she won't be too banged up, so you guys can relax and talk about the bike crash. . . great convo material!

Finnally, here's a tip for all you advanced DJ's. Combine this technique with DrBeards' George McFly Backshot Technique! http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541

Have one of your friends crash into her instead, and have him pretend to be a jerk. He'll be like 'watch where you're going, klutz!'. Thats you step in and stay 'why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going!', and punch him in the face, and let him run off. Now, you continue with my technique explained above. . . offering to carry her. . .kino. . ect.

Good luck guys!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Thats a brilliant f**king idea, the next time I see some slut that I want to bone, I will drive over her head with my lawnmower. Keep up the "HOT" tip.:moon:
 
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Are you fvcking nuts?

I wouldn't advice anyone doing this, especially not in the US. Sh!t, if some fvcker could sue a coffee shop because they made the coffee too hot, what do you think they could do to you if you 'crashed' into them with a bike?
 
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igotsthabootyfeva said:
Want a great way to meet women? If you are on a campus where people have to travel across campus by bike, I got just the solution:

Get into an "accidental" bike accident with her. . . just ride into her. This is a great excuse to meet her, and a great way to make a good impression. To connect to a women, we must stimiluate their emotions, right? A bike crash can be a powerful emotional rollercoaster!
Its also a great way to show your masculine side. You can offer to carry her to the campus hospital. Also, this is a great oppurtunity to get some kino in! You can put your hands on her and be like, 'are you alright?'. If theirs a part of her that hurts, touch it, rub it.
Hopefully she won't be too banged up, so you guys can relax and talk about the bike crash. . . great convo material!

Finnally, here's a tip for all you advanced DJ's. Combine this technique with DrBeards' George McFly Backshot Technique! http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541

Have one of your friends crash into her instead, and have him pretend to be a jerk. He'll be like 'watch where you're going, klutz!'. Thats you step in and stay 'why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going!', and punch him in the face, and let him run off. Now, you continue with my technique explained above. . . offering to carry her. . .kino. . ect.

Good luck guys!
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I really hope this isnt serious... :rolleyes:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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squirrels said:
He brought up DrBeard...that alone should let you know that he's a troll.
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you beat me to it.

I miss the little bastard. Tiger games anyone?

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