Great way to meet women: Bike crash!

[igotsthabootyfeva]

Want a great way to meet women? If you are on a campus where people have to travel across campus by bike, I got just the solution:

Get into an "accidental" bike accident with her. . . just ride into her. This is a great excuse to meet her, and a great way to make a good impression. To connect to a women, we must stimiluate their emotions, right? A bike crash can be a powerful emotional rollercoaster!
Its also a great way to show your masculine side. You can offer to carry her to the campus hospital. Also, this is a great oppurtunity to get some kino in! You can put your hands on her and be like, 'are you alright?'. If theirs a part of her that hurts, touch it, rub it.
Hopefully she won't be too banged up, so you guys can relax and talk about the bike crash. . . great convo material!

Finnally, here's a tip for all you advanced DJ's. Combine this technique with DrBeards' George McFly Backshot Technique! http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541

Have one of your friends crash into her instead, and have him pretend to be a jerk. He'll be like 'watch where you're going, klutz!'. Thats you step in and stay 'why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going!', and punch him in the face, and let him run off. Now, you continue with my technique explained above. . . offering to carry her. . .kino. . ect.

Good luck guys!

 

[edmond]

Thats a brilliant f**king idea, the next time I see some slut that I want to bone, I will drive over her head with my lawnmower. Keep up the "HOT" tip.:moon:

 

[Centaurion]

Are you fvcking nuts?

I wouldn't advice anyone doing this, especially not in the US. Sh!t, if some fvcker could sue a coffee shop because they made the coffee too hot, what do you think they could do to you if you 'crashed' into them with a bike?

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

Want a great way to meet women? If you are on a campus where people have to travel across campus by bike, I got just the solution:

Get into an "accidental" bike accident with her. . . just ride into her. This is a great excuse to meet her, and a great way to make a good impression. To connect to a women, we must stimiluate their emotions, right? A bike crash can be a powerful emotional rollercoaster!
Its also a great way to show your masculine side. You can offer to carry her to the campus hospital. Also, this is a great oppurtunity to get some kino in! You can put your hands on her and be like, 'are you alright?'. If theirs a part of her that hurts, touch it, rub it.
Hopefully she won't be too banged up, so you guys can relax and talk about the bike crash. . . great convo material!

Finnally, here's a tip for all you advanced DJ's. Combine this technique with DrBeards' George McFly Backshot Technique! http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541

Have one of your friends crash into her instead, and have him pretend to be a jerk. He'll be like 'watch where you're going, klutz!'. Thats you step in and stay 'why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going!', and punch him in the face, and let him run off. Now, you continue with my technique explained above. . . offering to carry her. . .kino. . ect.

Good luck guys!

I really hope this isnt serious...

 

[squirrels]

I really hope this isnt serious...

He brought up DrBeard...that alone should let you know that he's a troll.

 

[comic_relief]

He brought up DrBeard...that alone should let you know that he's a troll.

you beat me to it.

I miss the little bastard. Tiger games anyone?

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