"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Got a sickening "wink" for my internet profile

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I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:

Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ... :eek: :eek:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Latinoman

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MatureDJ said:
I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:



Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ... :eek: :eek:
Maybe in a world in which 99% of people were infected...that would be alright. Unfortunatelly (for "her"), she might have to search a parallel World because that's not the case with our World.
 

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MatureDJ said:
Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
That is scary, at least he was honest saying he was a fat hermaphrodite.
 

mrRuckus

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wjh said:
Intersexed? What the heck is that?

Intramural sports = sports competing only within that college

Interstate commerce = commerce between states


Therefore,
intersex = sex between two genders.
intrasex = the ghey
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
Lol It doesn't say much for somebody if they're boasting about that.:eek:
 

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You should probably re-word your profile
 

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It's a bot designed for spamming internet dating sites and for a laugh. Not a real person.

Another kind of bot is the super hot chick who flirts with every single guy to keep them interested in the dating site and forking out more dollars monthly.

If the messages you get don't contain anything specific about your own profile, then you can be sure that it came from a bot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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