"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Got a sickening "wink" for my internet profile

MatureDJ

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I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:

Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ... :eek: :eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Latinoman

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MatureDJ said:
I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:



Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ... :eek: :eek:
Maybe in a world in which 99% of people were infected...that would be alright. Unfortunatelly (for "her"), she might have to search a parallel World because that's not the case with our World.
 

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MatureDJ said:
Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
That is scary, at least he was honest saying he was a fat hermaphrodite.
 

mrRuckus

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wjh said:
Intersexed? What the heck is that?

Intramural sports = sports competing only within that college

Interstate commerce = commerce between states


Therefore,
intersex = sex between two genders.
intrasex = the ghey
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
Lol It doesn't say much for somebody if they're boasting about that.:eek:
 

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You should probably re-word your profile
 

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It's a bot designed for spamming internet dating sites and for a laugh. Not a real person.

Another kind of bot is the super hot chick who flirts with every single guy to keep them interested in the dating site and forking out more dollars monthly.

If the messages you get don't contain anything specific about your own profile, then you can be sure that it came from a bot.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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