"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Got a sickening "wink" for my internet profile

MatureDJ

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I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:

Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ... :eek: :eek:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Latinoman

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MatureDJ said:
I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:



Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ... :eek: :eek:
Maybe in a world in which 99% of people were infected...that would be alright. Unfortunatelly (for "her"), she might have to search a parallel World because that's not the case with our World.
 

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MatureDJ said:
Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
That is scary, at least he was honest saying he was a fat hermaphrodite.
 

mrRuckus

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wjh said:
Intersexed? What the heck is that?

Intramural sports = sports competing only within that college

Interstate commerce = commerce between states


Therefore,
intersex = sex between two genders.
intrasex = the ghey
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?
Lol It doesn't say much for somebody if they're boasting about that.:eek:
 

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You should probably re-word your profile
 

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It's a bot designed for spamming internet dating sites and for a laugh. Not a real person.

Another kind of bot is the super hot chick who flirts with every single guy to keep them interested in the dating site and forking out more dollars monthly.

If the messages you get don't contain anything specific about your own profile, then you can be sure that it came from a bot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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