"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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got a new job that work weekends, my girls pissed..

montybrown

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so heres the thing, me and my girl work a lot, she basically works monday - saturday and off Sunday. I work mon-fri, I get off at 4pm, she gets off at like 9 pm. So I only see her at night. Now I'm starting this new job where I'm off on Tuesday and Thursdays but I work Saturday and Sundays and she's like "You're working on OUR day! That's the only day we really get to spend with each other" and she's getting pissed. What the hell? I mean I hate that I'll be working on the weekends too and that I won't spend enough time with her, but I'm pissed that she comes home so frickin late on the Weekdays when I finish at 4pm. So it should be a two-way street. Also. I told her I love you, and she doesn't even say it back she's like "Thanks" and just kisses me and says "I can't say it back" What should I say?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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theunflushables

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Tell her you are doing the right thing financially and she's going to have to deal.
 

Prodigy746

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First of all i would not say i love you to a girl unless i really really mean it....

Second if she told me she cant say it i would prolly dump her. From the looks of it shes pretty dumb complaining about it..
 
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