"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Guys guys guess what! Was talking to this smoking hot girl got her number etc: we messaged for a little bit and I though f**k this sh!t bam!! Said let's meet. She invited me to her house tonight! I'm gonna go in there seduce her and bang her like no other guy has! Anyone here got a few tips for me? P.s she said to me "Mr player your not going to f**k me and leave like you do with those other girls right? I'll expect you to cuddle me and stay the night if it gets to that"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wouldn’t it suck if he couldn’t get it up after building it up in his head so.:rofl:
Never had that problem. I assumed that stuff was always TV BS. Although, there have been times I've *** faster than I planned because the lady was incredibly hot and had an amazing technique. It was embarrassing. She looked like a young Susanna Hoffs; just with curly hair. Good lord.................. I miss her.. :'(

 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Take some Viagra with you. Sounds like you already nutted while typing the post. We don't want you struggling to get it up for her so swing by the pharmacy on your way lmfao.
 

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Everyone it went great! Lol I went to kiss her and she reciprocated.. made out lots then I took her to the bedroom and banged her lol now she is messaging flat out ha p.s she said she wants to see me on a regular basis and don't be a stranger.
 

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Guys guys guess what! Was talking to this smoking hot girl got her number etc: we messaged for a little bit and I though f**k this sh!t bam!! Said let's meet. She invited me to her house tonight! I'm gonna go in there seduce her and bang her like no other guy has! Anyone here got a few tips for me? P.s she said to me "Mr player your not going to f**k me and leave like you do with those other girls right? I'll expect you to cuddle me and stay the night if it gets to that"
Take ****kkk out. Tell her what to do.
 

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Everyone it went great! Lol I went to kiss her and she reciprocated.. made out lots then I took her to the bedroom and banged her lol now she is messaging flat out ha p.s she said she wants to see me on a regular basis and don't be a stranger.
roughly translated through the women filter, "Hey, if all my other orbiters don't show up, be ready to drop everything and get here at a moment's notice."

Not trying to beat you up dude but honestly, you're like that looney toons cartoon, I'll hug him and pet him and squeeze him and call him george.

 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Never had that problem. I assumed that stuff was always TV BS. Although, there have been times I've *** faster than I planned because the lady was incredibly hot and had an amazing technique. It was embarrassing. She looked like a young Susanna Hoffs; just with curly hair. Good lord.................. I miss her.. :'(

this chick is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
 

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this chick is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
I think it's a b-cup. Google her, she's quite attractive back then. At least, to me she is/was. She has an overall small frame, but still attractive back in the day. Now, she's near 60. This was 1983, I was just born. :0
 

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Everyone it went great! Lol I went to kiss her and she reciprocated.. made out lots then I took her to the bedroom and banged her lol now she is messaging flat out ha p.s she said she wants to see me on a regular basis and don't be a stranger.
OP get a hold of yourself. Its just pvssy. You are acting like you are thirstier than the people in the Bible walking in the desert for 40 years.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Damn looney tunes is funny. George pretending to be a bunny rabbit!

Is that Halle Berry?
 

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@marmel75 sorry dude it's my first time with a woman this smoking hot.
It wont last long if you keep acting like this and pedastalizing her to the point you are going to break your neck trying to look up that high.
 

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Hey guys, I haven't been initiating anything since my encounter with her.. I got a text message today and she asked if I would like to go out for dinner with her tommorow and she will pay lol.
 

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aye que up the next thread from op..

"fvck guys I lost my plate, she's cheating bpd and now im fvcked! ):"

haha jk nice lay op
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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