"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Good songs about PVSSY

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Alright let's post some songs that get the swagger back in us.

What are your favorite songs about our favorite topic? PVSSY, women in general

Heres a few to start

Aerosmith- Pink
Van Halen- Drop Dead Legs
Korn- ADIDAS (there is one techno version that kicks ass!)
2 Live Crew- Hey we want some PVSSY
ZZTop- Legs, Tush

DJ Mindset
David Lee Roth- Just a Gigolo
Lou Bega- Mambo Number 5


Oldies about being a DJ
Dion- The Wanderer
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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pink by aerosmith is a badass song
 

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It's not badass, but it's about a DJ in a light, kinda funny way, not a "and then I ****ed her brains out, cue bass" rap song like way.

"Take it Easy" by the Eagles.
 

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
I Need a Freak - Too $hort
speaking of too short....we do this....is a good pimpin song
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LOL

How about Machine Gun Fellatio's "Pvssy Town" ;)
 

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best one: "the pvssy medley" by dj quik, snoop, natedogg, keke, amg
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Just about anything by AC/DC. But if you want specifics, "Heat Seeker"
 
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