"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Good songs about PVSSY

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Alright let's post some songs that get the swagger back in us.

What are your favorite songs about our favorite topic? PVSSY, women in general

Heres a few to start

Aerosmith- Pink
Van Halen- Drop Dead Legs
Korn- ADIDAS (there is one techno version that kicks ass!)
2 Live Crew- Hey we want some PVSSY
ZZTop- Legs, Tush

DJ Mindset
David Lee Roth- Just a Gigolo
Lou Bega- Mambo Number 5


Oldies about being a DJ
Dion- The Wanderer
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pink by aerosmith is a badass song
 
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It's not badass, but it's about a DJ in a light, kinda funny way, not a "and then I ****ed her brains out, cue bass" rap song like way.

"Take it Easy" by the Eagles.
 
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Originally posted by Derek Flint
I Need a Freak - Too $hort
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speaking of too short....we do this....is a good pimpin song
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LOL

How about Machine Gun Fellatio's "Pvssy Town" ;)
 
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best one: "the pvssy medley" by dj quik, snoop, natedogg, keke, amg
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Just about anything by AC/DC. But if you want specifics, "Heat Seeker"
 
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