"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good songs about PVSSY

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Alright let's post some songs that get the swagger back in us.

What are your favorite songs about our favorite topic? PVSSY, women in general

Heres a few to start

Aerosmith- Pink
Van Halen- Drop Dead Legs
Korn- ADIDAS (there is one techno version that kicks ass!)
2 Live Crew- Hey we want some PVSSY
ZZTop- Legs, Tush

DJ Mindset
David Lee Roth- Just a Gigolo
Lou Bega- Mambo Number 5


Oldies about being a DJ
Dion- The Wanderer
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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pink by aerosmith is a badass song
 

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It's not badass, but it's about a DJ in a light, kinda funny way, not a "and then I ****ed her brains out, cue bass" rap song like way.

"Take it Easy" by the Eagles.
 

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
I Need a Freak - Too $hort
speaking of too short....we do this....is a good pimpin song
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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LOL

How about Machine Gun Fellatio's "Pvssy Town" ;)
 

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best one: "the pvssy medley" by dj quik, snoop, natedogg, keke, amg
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just about anything by AC/DC. But if you want specifics, "Heat Seeker"
 
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