“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Good joke to say after I introduce my self

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I usually approach girls say hi, im crissco then go from there. But im looking for something different, i want to start with did you hear that joke about...etc.. to get her laughing from the beginning then take it from there. Any ideas?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."
 

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Galactus said:
You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."
I do aggree with that, corny is my style bc its stupid but it works lol..Thanks bro
 

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Corny is great, most girls think its funnier in a cute way when your jokes are extremely corny, you have to kind of convey that you know its corny though, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about anyway.
 

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i tried the lobster one today and last night, got some pretty good responses from it. :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Well i don't use this one right off the bat as an opener, but it's great after the conversation gets going.

Duck walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender ask him how he's gonna pay. Duck says put it on my bill.

Key to using a corny joke, DONT WAIT FOR HER TO LAUGH, she's knows its stupid just as much as you do, you laugh at the joke not because of the joke.
 

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Improv jokes > rehearsed ones.

There's material everywhere, just look around you. Relate an everyday experience to something funny.
 
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