Good joke to say after I introduce my self

[Crissco]

I usually approach girls say hi, im crissco then go from there. But im looking for something different, i want to start with did you hear that joke about...etc.. to get her laughing from the beginning then take it from there. Any ideas?

 

[Galactus]

You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."

 

[Crissco]

You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."

I do aggree with that, corny is my style bc its stupid but it works lol..Thanks bro

 

[E_Sex]

Corny is great, most girls think its funnier in a cute way when your jokes are extremely corny, you have to kind of convey that you know its corny though, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about anyway.

 

[Crissco]

i tried the lobster one today and last night, got some pretty good responses from it.

 

[Thundernuts]

Well i don't use this one right off the bat as an opener, but it's great after the conversation gets going.

Duck walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender ask him how he's gonna pay. Duck says put it on my bill.

Key to using a corny joke, DONT WAIT FOR HER TO LAUGH, she's knows its stupid just as much as you do, you laugh at the joke not because of the joke.

 

[Scars]

Improv jokes > rehearsed ones.

There's material everywhere, just look around you. Relate an everyday experience to something funny.