"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Good joke to say after I introduce my self

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I usually approach girls say hi, im crissco then go from there. But im looking for something different, i want to start with did you hear that joke about...etc.. to get her laughing from the beginning then take it from there. Any ideas?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."
 

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Galactus said:
You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."
I do aggree with that, corny is my style bc its stupid but it works lol..Thanks bro
 

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Corny is great, most girls think its funnier in a cute way when your jokes are extremely corny, you have to kind of convey that you know its corny though, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about anyway.
 

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i tried the lobster one today and last night, got some pretty good responses from it. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well i don't use this one right off the bat as an opener, but it's great after the conversation gets going.

Duck walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender ask him how he's gonna pay. Duck says put it on my bill.

Key to using a corny joke, DONT WAIT FOR HER TO LAUGH, she's knows its stupid just as much as you do, you laugh at the joke not because of the joke.
 

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Improv jokes > rehearsed ones.

There's material everywhere, just look around you. Relate an everyday experience to something funny.
 
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