"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good joke to say after I introduce my self

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I usually approach girls say hi, im crissco then go from there. But im looking for something different, i want to start with did you hear that joke about...etc.. to get her laughing from the beginning then take it from there. Any ideas?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."
 

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Galactus said:
You may not agree with this, but I almost always get a favorable reaction with the really cornball jokes, but they can't be ones they've heard before.

Example: Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're shellfish.

Keep it safe. Don't be offensive, like this joke I heard on the movie "Frozen" last night:

What does a girl from (neighboring state) say when she loses her virginity? "Get offa me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."
I do aggree with that, corny is my style bc its stupid but it works lol..Thanks bro
 

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Corny is great, most girls think its funnier in a cute way when your jokes are extremely corny, you have to kind of convey that you know its corny though, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about anyway.
 

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i tried the lobster one today and last night, got some pretty good responses from it. :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Well i don't use this one right off the bat as an opener, but it's great after the conversation gets going.

Duck walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender ask him how he's gonna pay. Duck says put it on my bill.

Key to using a corny joke, DONT WAIT FOR HER TO LAUGH, she's knows its stupid just as much as you do, you laugh at the joke not because of the joke.
 

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Improv jokes > rehearsed ones.

There's material everywhere, just look around you. Relate an everyday experience to something funny.
 
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